“If the sun had to think about all the planets rotating around it, if the universe had to manage each of its atoms, if the Earth had to mindfully craft every climate and maintain it, I certainly believe we would be doomed. The amount of details when buying a house pales all of these examples. Seriously there’s like a billion things that have to be done. If there was anyone capable of spinning these thousands of plates, well it would be Tami. When you really breakdown everything involved with home buying, and then begin think about the intellect you would need to understand it, the awareness you need to manage it, and the motivation needed to ever do it more than once, you’d realize that the most you could hope for is just surviving it. Now picture a person who not only does that, but makes it look easy. The sun will burn out before Tami ever does. If you take the biggest star we know of and compress it’s energy into human form, it still couldn’t keep up with her. On top of all this, she is also a genuinely fantastic human being who’s a joy just to know.
Every category of human nature and worldly sciences has its greats. Tesla and electricity, Edison and the lightbulb, Shakespear and the entirety of the English language. Unfortunately the achievements of these men pale in comparison to Tami and her knowledge of absolutely everything related to these aspects of purchasing a home.
Sometimes the universe achieves absolute perfection whilst maintaining complete randomness. Finding Tami was one of those instances.
Few life experiences leave you saying “well that was easier than I thought”. Having a baby, getting married, buying a car- although these things can be rewarding in the long run, it kind of REALLY sucks preparing and executing them. Buying a house, I was told, was one of the most stress inducing, money stealing, complicated, exhausting things you could do. I have no idea what any of those people were talking about.
Man was created in God’s image, but no one has came as close to identical than Tami.”